Black in the color not the wolf in Twilight ;)

Hello Everyone :)

Well what have little old Cuteandcuddly been up too ? Let me think keep her scholership ;)
Lol I guess i was studying and that is something i should be doing now :(
But I think blogging is more entertaining, dont you think.
I have a 10 page essy due tomorrow and i still didnt start it :(
WEll enough about boring old me and let us get in to the butter of this post " folding up my sleeves "

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Every Girl should OWN a BLACK DRESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That should be made a law. Everyone looks good in BLack and i mean everyone.
This whole idea came up because i went to a gathering and everyone was in a BLACK DRESS or A BLACK SUIT. It was a stunning picture.

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I new HABIT i obtained while i was away from my blog is make up. Yeah cuteandcuddly started to put on eyeliner and mascara "hiding behind my hands "
I use to say who has time to waste infront of a mirror to put make up on in the morning ?
Well apparently i do and what caused this change ? Well i will tell you all it was the continues nagging i was recieving from my mother and aunt "pouting "

*Plus this very interesting quote :
"I cant understand how a women can leave the house without fixing herself up a little, if only out of politeness, you never know maybe thats the day she has date with destiny and its best to be as pretty as possible for destiny"-- Coco Chanel

Cuteandcuddly OUT

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