Sunday, April 5, 2009

Hello one post is not enough for my fellow Penguin Commandoes J
Here are some famous quotes:

Skipper the Penguin: Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do.[directing Private]Skipper the Penguin: Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kawolski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico! We'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.[Private's crayon tip breaks off and he looks up in shock]

Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn't we tell them that the boat is out of gas?Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.[all four penguins waving]


Skipper: Buckle up boys.Skipper: Don't look doll. [puts wing over a dancing dashboard doll's face.] This might get
Hairy.

from trailer]Kowalski: Skipper, look! [red light is flashing in plane]Skipper: Analysis.Kowalski: It looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the ordinary, like a malfunction.Skipper: Right. Rico, manual.[Rico throws manual to Skipper]Skipper: Mhmm... [smacks bulb with manual] Problemo solved.[Plane fails and dives] [As plane is falling]Skipper: [to dancing dashboard doll] My goodness doll, you are shaking like a leaf.

[from trailer]Skipper: Who says a penguin can't fly?Alex: How are you going to fix this?Skipper: We should be up and running in say... 6 to 9 months.Alex: Sixty-nine months?!Skipper: No! Six to nine.Alex: Who made you king of the... plane wreck.Skipper: Scuuuuse me?(rico pulls out a knife)

Skipper: "Kowalski, progress report." Kowalski (Chris Miller): "We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line." Skipper: "And the bad news?" Kowalski: "We've broken our last shovel." Skipper: "Right. Rico, you're on litter patrol. We need shovels and find more Popsicle sticks. We don't want to risk another cave-in." Private (Christopher Knights): "And me, Skipper?" Skipper: "I want you to look cute and cuddly, private. Today we're going to blow this dump."

Skipper: "You, quadraped. Sprechen sie English?" Marty: "I sprechen." Skipper: "What continent is this?" Marty: "Manhattan." Skipper: "Hoover Dam! We're still in New York. Abort. Dive, dive, dive!"

Skipper: "Status." Private: "It's no good, Skipper. I don't know the codes." Skipper: "Don't give me excuses. Give me results!"

Skipper: "Rico are we missing any passengers?" Rico: "just two Skipper"Skipper: "That's a number i can live with! Good job!"
Here's another; Skipper: "Golly doll your shaking like a leaf!"Plz post!!!
kawalski:skipper i think we are out of fuelskipper:what makes you say that?kawalski: well this needle indicates that we are on E and the right wing is no longer on fire

(The plane is going in a downward spiral, everyone is screaming and is fearful.) Skipper: Alright Rico, you've had your fun. (Rico looks up at him,pouts,and goes back to regular level.)

Skipper: We'll fix thisAlex: Fix it?! How are ya gonna fix this?!Skipper: With grit, spit... and a whole lot of duct tape

Mason: we want a faternity Skipper: a faternity!(looks under table)Skipper: your all maleMarty: but we need the planeSkipper: Well there is nothing i can do until we bust up this union.Gloria: I going to bust all of you until this plane starts!Skipper: they have my hands tied here, No ferternity!Mason: mabey someone doesn't want these to rome around Africa?(Phil shows pictures of Skipper and doll and eveyone is shocked) Skipper:Alright you get a ferternity
Private: Skipper may i kiss the bride?(Skipper slaps him)Skipper: no, MUSIC!






HOPE YOU HAD A BLAST

CUTEANDCUDDLY

2 comments:

Lilo♥ said...

LOL I love them <3 I love madagascar, definitely a feel good movie ;p My favorite still is Finding Nemo, for sentimental reasons, but madagascar is LOVE. Kila min those penguins!

Cuteandcuddly said...

i will make sure to make a post about finding nemo inshalla

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