- The easiest way to tell if someone loves you is to tell them they have a nice ass. If they file a sexual harrassment suit, it's love.
- The best way to show someone you love them is by buying them expensive gifts. The poor are simply unworthy of love.
- Love means never having to say you're sorry, mostly because when you screw up, you will need to make a MUCH longer speech than that.
For best results, include bended-knee grovelling and a lot of diamonds.
I *told* you love wasn't for the poor. - You never know when love will strike, which makes it similar to terrorists. If you see love, shoot it, just to be safe.
- Love is a many-splendored thing, much like the diamond necklace you'll be buying when you screw up.
well he is a little harass but he is still funny :)
if you have any comments like if you dont like what he said dont be afriad to write it down
yalla untill next time
xoxoxo
14 comments:
Who is this Harvey guy? I want to find him and marry him :P
LOL it's seriously hilarious.
I *told* you love wasn't for the poor.
Priceless.
Did I ever tell you how much I love your posts? mara at7amas ma3ahum :P
thanks slouchypants walla the same here :)your rayan is ruining my life and your waleed is spicing it up :P
hahhaha that was hilarious;p but not very true;p
Harsh! :P but funny.
3ajeeeeeeb!
aham shay #4! i still cant stop laughing ;Pp
LOL! loved it, I love your posts <3
thanks you guys hope to bring laughter to you with every post only when i am miserable since misery likes company ;P
laish i can't follow?:s
what dont you follow my dear ?
walla i hate when i confuse people my sister always tells me you eat half the worlds when you say ssomething :(
Cuuute!=p the first one is my favorite !=p
-N~
charmbracelet: lol i know its my favorite too
laaa 7abeeebti I meant follow ur blog:p become a follower yeah
and y aren't u a follower yeah:p
walla kila minch el la7an im3alig ib mikhi:p
walla sorry but i dont know why you cant :(
it will be an honor if you follow me :)
and sorry about the song
ok ok noo i'm not a blonde wala shay!:$
bas wala kaan akhir shay o I didn't realize that until reaching the end by coincidence ba3ad because I pressed my space bar:p
haha i love you;* wala the honor is mine
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