Sunday, May 31, 2009

Polo story 7

Dana: Thank you I got it bas please no more my brain hurts "rubbing her temple"

Moodi : wow dana we finished two chapter. I must be a very good teacher. "stretching her back"

Dana got up to get herself something to eat. She was was hungry from all the studying.

Moodi's phone rang.

"Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I’m doing my own little thing you
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz another brother noticed me
I’m up on him, he up on me

don't pay him any attention
cuz i cried my tears, for three good years
Ya can’t be mad at me"

Moodi didn't want to answer it she loved the song. She decided she better answer the phone or her mother will worry about her since it is 11:30 am wow how the time passed by.They have been studying for three hours give or take several minutes.

mother: Hello moodi where are u yalla tara the invite is at 12

M:okay mama ka I am leaving and getting in a taxi. See you there

Mother: okay yalla bye

Moodi waited for Dana to return so she can say her goodbye. she left the cafe and got in to a Taxi and went to the restaurant . She entered the restaurant and surveyed the place for her mother and aunt. She found them in a table near the window. She heading towards them with a big smile. She greeted both of them with kisses on the cheeks and sat down.

Aunt Taiba: Mashalla Moodi you changed

M:thanks "while blushing"

Aunt Taiba: Someones shy

mother: Taiba bas 7aram you are embarrassing her "turning to her daughter and cant stop admiring how cute she looks"

Aunt Taiba: Oh here is Aisha

Aisha: sorry i am late oh Moodi how are you long time no see. where have you been hiding?
"while hugging her and kissing her" mashalla you look beautiful

Moodi: stop it Aisha so it is now i am the one hiding. What about you ?

Aisha : touche, redirecting the questions towards me to avoid answering smart "smiling"

Moodi: shut up you were the one busy with exams

Aisha: so true okay let forget about that. So what are you doing tomorrow ?

Moodi: nothing why ?

Aisha : Well me and my cousin Dalal you remember her right

Moodi: How could i forget

Aisha: come on we were kids and sorry but you were an easy target "Laughing"

Moodi: I know whatever so what are you doing?

Aisha : oh yeah we are going to the movies and hopefully dinner So are you in.

Moodi: okay

until next time
xoxoxoxoxox

Night at the Museum 2


Oh my god the movie was amazing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
walla if you haven't seen it get your ass to the cinema and pray for me :)
If you are studying for exams or doing your projects it wont hurt if you take a break and relax and watch this movie :)
When will this two weeks end !!!!!!!!!!! "raising her hands up in the sky dramatically "
okay people see you in two weeks :P
Joking i am not the kind that studies early I am the kind who keeps everything at the last minute :(
until next time
xxoxoxoxoxoxox
PS Inshalla part 7 is in the making !!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Polo story 6

Hope you like it :)
i made it longer !!!!!!!!!!!
yeah

My sister has Volunteered to edit my post from now on :)

I just hate checking my writing. I once wrote something in a test and when the teacher asked me what did i mean by that :(

i was clueless. God knows where that came from :(

An edited post will have my sister's signature

M"



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Essa was leaving the cinema with a smile on his face. The movie was amazing just the way he thought.

While he was walking in leicester he spotted Moodi and she wasn't alone. She was with a guy taller then her and was stuck to him like glue hiding under his jacket. He didn't know why the sight of her with the guy made him uncomfortable. He avoided her and decided he wouldn't want to disturb them.

He went home since he had work the next day.

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Knock knock

M: what ? "screaming"


Her mother: its 7:00 am didnt u tell me to wake u up

M: oh sorry mama thank u

Moodi got up and took a shower. She then applied some make up since she will be going for lunch straight afterwards with her mom. They are invited by her mothers friend. She decided she will wear her white dress with her red heels ( yeah she loves those heels) She took her snake skin bag and went down stairs to get the approval of her mother.

Mother: yeah good u chose that u look fresh and cute but don't u think the headband we bought the other day will go with it.


M: yes thanks I forgot about that

She kissed her mother and got the band and hurried because she was late.

Moodi entered starbucks to find Dana sitting in the same table near the window. She thought yeah now we have our own table like friends. (i know she is a bit crazy but u got to love her )

M: hi dana I'm sorry I'm late

D: no its okay I was early

M:oh do u want anything I'm going to order

D: no thanks already got my order "pointing at her drink"

Moodi headed to order her drink when she found Essa in front of her talking on the phone. She thought when he finishes she will say hi. She was looking at the sandwiches and muffins wondering what to order. She couldn't help over hearing.

E: oh the batman movie already went to it sorry

F:oh so was it good (this part she didn't hear :p)

E: yes it was very good okay talk to u later

E: May i have one caffe Latte" while taking out money out of his wallet"

Essa kind of turned around while he was taking out what he owed for the coffee. He was surprised to see Moodi.

E: hi

M: Hi

E: i didnt know you were behind me

M: I was waiting for you to finish your phone call to say hi

E:oh

M:I am sorry but i heard you watched batman.

E: Yes it was amazing i saw you there in leicester but you were busy so i didnt say hi

M: oh that was my brother. He made me skip lunch to go to that movie but i must say it was worth the waiting in line for the ticket.

E: did you see the car

They were discussing the movie while they waited for their orders. The orders finished each one took their order and said their goodbyes and left. Essa to work and moodi back to the table to start the tutoring lesson. Essa while he was going out watched Moodi go to her table and was dumb struck by who she was sitting with. She was sitting with his sister. He made a mental note to ask his sister who she is.
Essa then headed to his work happy because he will finally discover who Moodi is. He was very curious but didnt want to be rude.

until next time
xoxoxoxo

M''

Thursday, May 28, 2009

If you are bored check this out :)

You got to see this :)
walla its funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how they made a whole movie around a cream.

Desi Girl ( a new writer that joined my blog. She will be posting about her obession with bollywood, football, and hollywood.)










Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Polo story 5

Oh my god i dont believe i wrote 5 parts "cheering herself on "

hope you enjoy it !!!!!!!!!

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"Yuma" moodi jumped and turned.

"sorry Moodi I didn't mean to scare you"

"no its okay Dana"

D: so ur going to see batman I just show it. Its amazing !!!

M: good this wait is not for nothing then

D: yeah I guess " hearing her friend call her name" okay yalla see u just wanted to say Hi. my friend are waiting for me. see u tomorrow

M: see u

After 5 mins Rashid made it to Moodi.

R: hi walla sorry there were no taxis

M: no its okay yalla three people left

After three minutes.

Ticket seller: hello
M:hello may we have two tickets please
Ticket seller :that will be 20 pounds
M: okay "opening her bag"
R: I am paying. here handing the seller money
Ticket: thank u hope u enjoy the movie "smiling"

M: mashalla he is handsome
R: everyones handsome for u
M: that's not true
R: whatever do u want anything to eat?
M: yes get me water and some popcorn
R: okay yalla go sit
M:thanks

The movie finished and they both loved it. When they left the cinema the weather has changed and become cold. Moodi forgot to bring her sweater with her. She turned to Rashid with a puppy face on.

Rashid : okay yalla come here "opening his jacket so she can squeeze in to keep warm"
Moodi: thank you "hugging him on the side"

until next time
xoxoxox

My Phone Affair



Walla whenever i see this advertisment I remember myself :)

walla my phone is with me every where !!!!!!!!!!!!

i know you all have the same disease :)

The women in the advertisment is a Bollywood star called Priyanka Chopra

She is dating Gerad Butler (of PS I LOVE YOU and 300) .

contributed by

Desi girl

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Polo Story Part 4

Farah and Moodi paid the bill and headed out to catch a taxi. While they were looking for a taxi Moodi's phone rang.

Mood: Hello

Rashid: allo moodi what you doing now because i want to go the new batman movie.

Moodi: I cant I am with farah

Rashid: bas mama told me I cant go only with u and the movie is in an hour.

Farah: What does he want

Moodi: he wants to go to a movie now.

Farah: go with him 7aram u know how he loves batman and I know u want to go yalla its okay

Moodi: really thank you " hugging farah while holding the phone"

Rashid: hello hello

Moodi: I am coming yalla go to licester square see u there

Rashid: thank u and tell farah thank u okay yalla bye

Moodi stopped a taxi and went to licester square. She went to the cinema and got in line so she can buy ticket.

She was playing with her phone while waiting in line. Suddenly someone grabbed her from behind her.

until next time
xoxoxoxoxox

True To Your Heart



Baby, I knew at once that you were meant for me
Deep in my soul I know that I'm your destiny
Though you're unsure why fight the tide
Don't think so much, let your heart decide

Baby, I see your future and it's tied to mine
I look in your eyes and see you searching for a sign
But you'll never fall till you let go
Don't be so scared of what you don't know

(Chorus:)
True to your heart
You must be true to your heart
That's when the heavens will part
And baby, shower you with my love
Open your eyes
Your heart can tell you no lies
And when you're true to your heart
I know it's goona lead you straight to me

Someone ya know is on your side, can set you free
I can do that for you if you believe in my
Why second-guess what feels so right
Just trust your heart
And you'll see the light

(repeat chorus)

Your heart knows what's good for you
Let your heart show you the way
It'll see you through

Girl, my heart is driving me to where you are
You can take both hands off the wheel and still get far
Be swept away
Enjoy the ride
You won't get lost
With your heart to guide you

(repeat chorus)

When things are gettin' crazy
And you don't know where to start
Keep on believin', baby
Just be true to your heart
When all the world around yu
It seems to fall apart
Keep on believin', baby
Just be true to your heart

Monday, May 25, 2009

LETS FLY

hey poeple who wants to join me in the sky ;p





me and my sisters were talking when my sister asked a very interesting question.




drum roll



drum roll





HOW MANY HELUIM BALLOONS TO YOU NEED TO FLY ?



since we are bored and have nothing to do. We googled it and this it the result



oh if you want normal helluim balloons you will need at least 70,000 was the only number i found but i am not sure of.

Cool right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i totally want to do that but my mother will never let me "pouting"

but can you imagine you flying that near the Gulf Road .

Result TRAFFIC :P

here is the link: http://www.clusterballoon.org/

until next time

xoxox


Sunday, May 24, 2009

Polo Story part 3

Okay hope you enjoy the story because i am not a good story teller :)


and inshalla i will write another one soon .


but no promises cause i am just testing the writing a story thing and seeing where it takes me :)


okay enough about me


enjoy!!!!!!!!!





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Moodi headed to starbucks today an hour early because she didn't feel like walking today and waited for Dana to arrive.

She was reading blogs when she hears someone telling her excuse me. She turned and found the guy from the polo incident standing at her table with a big smile plastered on his face.










M: hi again



E: hi so what a wonderful concidence so how r u?



M: good thank you how about you.



E: do u come here often



M:yes but not at this time usually an hour or two later. How about you?



E:I always come here and take my coffee and head back to work.



M:you work here in London





E:yes but only for 6 month see my company sent me for a training program here.



M:oh cool okay I think I taking you from your work don't be late on my account



E:no I am heading out now but I didn't get your name



M: moodi



E: Essa okay got to go if I don't want to be late see you around moodi



Moodi waited for dana to show but she didn't. So sent her a message

Moodi to dana:
Hey dana where r u? I am in starbucks

Dana to moodi after 5 minutes:
Oh my god sorry I just wake up.SORRY!!!!!! walla can we make it another day

Moodi to dana:
Okay but not tomorrow cause I am invited to breakfast or if u want we can meet early like at 8:00 am what do u say :)

Dana to moodi:
Yes please because I am really lost. Thank you and sorry again

Moodi to Dana:
8 it is see you tomorrow fresh and early

Moodi put her mobile in her bag and left starbucks. She hailed a taxi and thought why not go buy a book. She told the taxi to take her to Waterstones in Piccadilly circus.

Moodi was browsing through the books when her phone rings.

Moodi: hello

Farah: guess what ? "screaming"

Moodi: what? "screaming"

Farah: I am in London

Moodi: no way "jumping like crazy and screaming"

Farah: where r u? I want to see u !!!!!

Moodi: don't hit me but I am in waterstone

Farah: are you crazy stop buying books your room is already flooded with books. Yalla get out and get your butt in a taxi and go to harrods meet you there no buts are allowed bye.

Moodi went to the cashier and paid for the book she hand in her hand when farah called and left. She got to Harrods and headed to Laduree because farah sent her a message instructing her to meet her there.

Moodi entered the café and searched for farah she found her sitting in the table in the corner. She power walked to her and enveloped her in a big bear hug.

Moodi: what u doing here

Farah: Salem needed to come back to London for work I told him if we stayed this would not have happened.

Moodi: walla this is the best surprise yalla what do u want to do

Farah: I don't know but tara we have to meet up with Salem for lunch

Moodi: okay no problem oh I didn't tell you who I meet yesterday you know Salem's cousin Dana

Farah: yeah where did you see her

Moodi told her the story of how she meets Dana and also told her she reunited with her polo knight. They sat and chatted telling each other their latest news.









until next time


xoxoxxoxoxox

Funny


Husband and wife arrive at heaven .

Wife says "here we are together again"

Husband says" Fuck this shit !!!!!!!1 the deal was till death do us part. Bitch i am single"


until next time
xoxoxox

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bored and this is the result ( number two)

Hey people i was doing my hair again and i wrote this :)

hope you like it !!!!!!!!!!

it is part two of the polo story but tara i am not very in to detail so sorry about that :)



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Moodi woke up at the sound of her alarm. She checked her hand watch and the time was 7:30 am. She got off her bed and went to the bathroom washed her face and brushed her teeth. She went to the closet took out her juicy tracksuit and put on her trainer. She head out of the door to the park. She promised herself to walk for one hour four times a week so she could eat without worrying about gaining weight. After the walk she headed to Starbucks to get a iced latte and she saw the blueberry muffin and couldn't resist. She surveyed the place and spotted people getting up from the sofa near the window and sped to take their place. She sat down and opened the internet on her phone and read some blogs.

Dana left the house with her laptop and her chemistry book which her cousin sent her by DHL. She wanted a place to get away from her brothers so she can concentrate on studying and what better place then Sarbucks she could have her coffee dose and some breakfast while studying. Dana entered Starbucks and it was full. She noticed a girl sitting by herself on the sofa which fits four. Dana thought what would I lose if I asked her can I sit with her she seems nice.

D: may I sit with you because ever table is full?

M: of course no problem (while removing her bag from the seat in front of her)

D: thank you (while she was setting her things down and then she headed to order her drink and sandwich)

Dana was drinking her drink and reading her chemistry book when her phone rang. It was her friend Salma.

D: allo hey salma shlonich



S:good intay shlonich


D:walla zaina bas mo fahma 7al chemistry


S: no one hit u in the hand and told u to take it


D: but it will increase my GPA plus I need to know it if I want to be doctor


S: okay so where are u I want to see you


D:I am at starbuck bas fashla ga3da ma3a wahda fa I don't think it work how about after.


M: sorry bas it's okay let her come I don't mind


S: okay I am going out with my mother now so see you later bye


D: okay bye (while putting the phone down and turning to M)Thank you bas she is not coming now she remembered she had something bas I didn't think u were kuwaiti.


M: its okay I get that a lot pardon my eave dropping but I can't help hearing you are having trouble with chemistry


D: yeah don't get me started but I have to take it if I want to be a doctor


M: mashalla I wanted to be a doctor but I decided to late so I am now an accountant. I just graduated. So how about I help you with chemistry since I just took it in the university.


D: really walla I can't thank you enough if u do oh where are my manners. My name is Dana al flani.


M: Moodi al flani.


D: how does farah al flani relate to you?


M: my sister why do u know her


D:yes she is married to my cousin Salem


M: oh remember where I saw you now at her wedding you were wearing a red dress which I can't stop talking about it mashalla you looked gorgeous everyone was talking about you


D: really (blushing and tilting her face to the side while playing with her hair) oh I remember you. you were wearing red too right.


M: yes I love red and I wanted a red polo like the one you are wearing but there was only one left and someone took it "pouting" so what do u need help with since we are family now


D: this chapter here



They stayed for two hour studying forgetting about the time. Moodi got a phone call from her mother asking her where she was and is she coming with them to lunch. She turned to Dana and told here this is my number I will be here tomorrow at the same time don't be shy to bring your stuff so we can study more. She got up and left.




until next time

xoxoxox

Friday, May 22, 2009

BORED AND THIS IS THE RESULT

I love polos.
So while I was doing my hair and bored to death a story popped in my head.


MOODI AND ESSA BOTH WERE HEADING TO THE RALPH LAUREN STORE IN BOND STREET, LONDON.

M was talking on the phone: Hello farah tara an 3nd Ralph lauren

Farah( sister of M): great cause I want four large polo shirts anything new

M: ya3ney anything

F: ya3ney anything to shut Salem up

M:that's not the way someone talks about their husband

F: chub

M:okay they have the new one but the larges are on the top self and I can't reach them "pouting"

F: midget

M: chub you are only two centimeters taller than me. Where is the sales guy walla u never find them when u need them okay Farah call u later

F: see you later

Moodi surveyed the shop and to her disappointment no salesmen around. So she thought she has to get them herself. She went closer to the shelfs and tried to reach for the t-shirts no success. She didn’t let that stop her. She tired jumping and reaching for the t-shirt. Still but she kept on jumping because she found that she was getting closer to reaching the t-shirts.

Essa was walking to the shop while talking on the phone with his sister, Dana.


E: yalla bye I am going to buy me some polos because the stupid airline lost my bag

D:hehehehe karma walla this is all because u wouldn’t bring my bag with u

E: chub like u will study. It's summer nerd

D: I know buti thought I would start it since I have nothing to do. Also AP chemistry is hard.

E:well no one forced to take it. Okay yalla I have to go see you

He enterd the shop and went to the polo section. He was astonished by what he found awaiting him there. A girl was jumping trying to reach the tops shelf. He couldn’t stop himself from laughing but it seemed the girl was to focused to notice him. He first thought he should not help her it was very amusing standing there watching her but he remember karma.

E: May I help you

M: finally can you get me those polos " exhaling and pointing at the top shelf"

Essa was smiling while thinking so she has claws. He reached for the polos and waited her to turn around.

M:"thank you " while turning around with a big smile on her face.

The smile didn’t last long. She was shocked at what show infront of her not a sales guy but a normal person. To top that he was a Kuwaiti. She was so embarrassed and she could feel her face turning red. She was telling herself "come on moodi get your act together khalas it happened but it is not the end of the world and mentally slaping herself since kicking herself hurts more".

M:sorry thank you walla you didn’t have to

E: how can I not help a damsel in distress with getting her polos

M:thank you but now that you are here which one is nice . the red or yellow?

E:red

M: thanks. Oh now he comes " pointing at the salesmen" excuse me may you put those aside for me because I will go up to the ladies section now

Salesmen: of course if you may hand them to me and iwill find you someone to help you upstairs.

M: thank you

E: oh wait for me

M turns confused : sorry

E: I would like your help in picking some polos for my sister since she hates me right now.

M: oh okay yalla

E: So do you work or study

M: study thank god I don’t want to work

E: trust me when you graduate and have nothing to do you will want to work

M: if you put it that way I guess. Oh here they are "pointing at the polos" So what size is your sister

E: I see will be about the same size as you

M: so medium "turning towards Essa" you services are needed dear knight "while pointing at the shelf which she can't reach"

E: It's my honor milady

Moodi got the polos and paid for them . she said bye to Essa. They left without knowing either ones name.

Both of them never forgot that day. They would remember it whenever they show someone wear a polo or enter a Ralph Lauren shop.

If this story was true. It would be a interesting story of how i meet you mother.

until next time

xoxoxoxox

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Crazy Driving

ANY BODY HERE WHO'S A CRAZY DRIVER ?

"raise your hand dont be shy "

I admit I sometime have small episode of road rage don’t we all.

My car and I have lived through a lot of stupid and funny moments but not like the latest one. "can't help laughing when I remember"

Well we were returning to our house from the chalet. We were traveling in a convoy ( made up of 6 to 7 cars ). Well I was to be the protector of my sister since her car is small and mines is big. Well I am not saying my sister doesn’t know how to drive but she really is annoying. She either speeds or drives like a snail walla no middle ground plus she is always on the phone . So I was behind her it was late like 10 pm (which is late since I don’t normally drive at that time curfew) . I didn’t want to lose her plus I take my job seriously. ( have you ever notice that you feel very protective of your older sisters ) So on the way there was this crazy dude who turned on me and forced me to enter the next lane ( I was driving in the middle lane ) and thank god the other lane was empty or I won't be with you right now . He also had the nerve to curse me you know with the lights and that was not all he also flashed the high lights at me twice and then passed me. So being the crazy driver I was I got behind him in the lane and put the high lights on and then enteredthe next lane and passed him ( yeah that wasn’t smart of me since he thought I was flirting ). So I ended up with having a dude who was following me. I now honestly say I will ignore anyone who insults me in the road because I don’t want to end up being screamed at by mother and sisters .

They told me that I was wrong come on. I was just following the rule an eye for an eye
"turning on my helo"

until next time
xoxox

Phineas and Perb





I love this song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I watch this cartoon with my brother :)


I know i am a baby i still love cartoons " standing head held up high and admiting it "


but the song really make me want summer to come fast !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


until next time


xoxoxoxo

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Pick up lines :)

* bored and i have nothing to do :(
so i was surfing the web and found these pick up lines :)
lol they made me laugh can you imagine someone saying them to you !!!!!!
well i did and i wrote down my reaction :P



I brought my library card, and I'm checking you out.
( will not work)

Do you have a map (No why?) I keep getting lost in your eyes
(totally will work :P)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
(boring)

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
( go torch yourself)

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
( i love this one cute )

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
( funny )

Nice dress can I talk you out of it.
(pervert)

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
(very old)

I'd look good on you!
(whatever)

Check the girls clothing tag then say - That's what I thought...made in heaven
(creative )

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
(totally will get him to buy me a drink and leave)

When God made you, he was showing off!
( okay he got something right :P)

You had me at hello.
(i love this line !!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ask a woman for the time. (Tells time) . Thanks. I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.
( nice )

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
(stupid)

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
( reverse pychology smart)

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
(loser if he didnt ask and just flirted it would have worked )

See my friend standing over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute!
( i would smile at his friend and wave :P)

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
( no comment )

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!
( lol cute )

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
( well at least he was trying )

okay so which one do you think will work on you?

you can write your own one :P
to help the guys out there ;)

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Songs i am listening to :)





Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A short love story i got by email :)

A man and a woman who had never met before,but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upperberth and she in the lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........





'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'



'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,........ let's pretend that we're married.'



'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.'



Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'



After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.





The End



until next time

xoxoxox

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

List for cupid :P

26. you'll leave a message on his answering machine

27- you'll barely remember the message in the morning

28- your ex will never forget it

29- his french girlfriend will never forget it
a) it will remind her of drunken message she left her ex

30- you'll tell yourself you'll never call a man when you'r drunk
A)ha

31-you'll call your girlfriend and say, "you're never going to believe what i did last night"

32-she'll say, 'you got drunk and called your ex'

33-you'll be grateful fro your girlfriends

34-you;ll decide that you dont need a man

35-you'll think: i have a girlfriends
a)i have a job
b)i have a cat

36-you'll share your haagen dazs with your cat

37- you'll watch a whole season of sex in the city

38-you'll sit in a cafe with a good book

39-you'll wonder why you ever thought you wanted a man in your life

40-a man seated near you in the cafe will ask what you're reading

41- he'll be tall
a)dark
b)handsome
c)french
d)okay he wont be french

42- you'll say "war and Peace'
a)"remembrance of things plus"
b)"if i'm so wonderful, why am i single?"

43-he'll say, "i love Tolstoy"

44- you'll wonder why you ever wondered about wanting a man in your life

45-you'll wonder why you ever doubted that you'd meet man

46-you'll have an afternoon you thought could happen only in movie

47-you'll call your girlfriend and say, "you're never going to believe what happend to me today "

:)
until next time
xoxoxox

A LOVE STORY IN A LIST !!!!!!!!!!

I bought a book like one year ago which i didnt read only yeasterday !!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so cute. It is a love story in a list. The list is 781 points long.
The author's name is Aneva Stout and the books title is THE LIST.

So i would like to give you a sneak peek of the book !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so the story starts

1-You will dream about meeting Mr. Right.
a) you'll be eleven
b) twelve
c) forty-six

2-Your first Mr.right will be a rock star.

3-your first Mr. wrong will be a musician.

4- you will not learn from this.

5-you will get advice about men from you mother.
a) it's as easy to love a rich man as a poor man
b) the way to a mans heart is his stomach
c) good luck

6- you'll decide your mother has no idea whats she's talking about.
a)untill you're her age

7-You'll go out with a girlfriend, hoping to meet Mr.right
a) you'll be twenty
b) thirty
c) your mother's age

8-you'll meet a man in a bar.
a) the bartender
b) the bouncer
c) a banker
d) a man who's wearing a T-short that says: Eat me

9-you'll go out with the banker

10- he'll ask you if you ever watch CNN.

11-He'll ask you if you own any mutual funds.

12-he'll order a virgen margarita
a) no salt

13- you'll need a tequila

14- you'll wish you had picked the guy with the t-shirt

15-you'll go with a guy who looks like the guys who was wearing the t-shirt

16- he'll ask you if you ever seen Spider-Man

17- he'll ask you if you have any money becasue he forgot his

18- he'll ask you if he can barrow money until he gets paid

19- you'll go home and call yourmother

20-you'll go home and eat a pint of haagen-dazs

21- you'll go home and call your ex

22- a women will answer the phone

23- she'll have a french accent

24-you'll break out the vodla

25- and call your ex again


so what do you think of the list so far ?

until next time
xoxoxox

Monday, May 11, 2009

I love ASCIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUPID THIS IS FOR YOU :)
READ IT AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR PARTNER :)


They are the best trainers :)

and their advertisments dont hurt :P

Walla they are so cute !!!!!!!!!!!!!1

They focus on your running partner.

The best one i could not find in the internet so i thought i would type for you .



"Dont get me wrong, my running partner is far from flaky. his routine is like clockwork-rise in the east. Set in the west. He may not be the most spontaneous running partner, but for an incandescent ball of gas, hes prety hot."



Can you guess who her running partner is ?





here are some examples of the advertisments i found :








My Running Partner and I have never met


My Running Partner has eight arms - a reference to the rowing fours team in the background




My Running Partner makes me carry two plastic bags - a reference to the dog’s hygiene needs



Did you guess who her running partner is ?


WELL IT IS THE SUN


until next time

xoxox




















Love the GYM !!!!!!! hate the pain !!!!!!!!


So i have been going to the gym like for a month now .

I must say i feel so toned right now :p

and i lost 2 kgs without really going on a diet " jumping and dancing"

i want to lose more weight so i can fit in my LV jeans " which is one size smaller then my size"



So let me tell you the story of these jeans " searching for the tissues " i went to LV and tried them on and they were my size but needed to be shorted since i am short "pouting" Well i told them to shorten them and forgot about them for a week. I then called them up and told them did they finish them. They said no, can you give us one more day. So the next day i sent my driver to pick them up. i didn't check the size of the jeans and just hang them in my closet. After like two weeks i took them out to wear them and guess what they did not fit. I was shocked and tears were making their way down my cheeks. I thought i gained weight. i weighed myself and i didn't gain or lose anything. I checked the size on the jeans and they were one size smaller then the once i bought " calling my mother and telling her the story and cursing the seller "


So this was the breaking point that made me really start going to the gym and start a diet. i didn't continue with the diet but i went to the GYM four times a week for month now.


I paid for a year membership so i hope i will stick to this routine


but now every muscle in my body hurts !


Its a small price to pay for beauty i guess :)


until next time

xoxoxox

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Spilling about my bad behavior !!!!!!!!!

Hello everyone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I would like to get something of my chest.


See I kind of attacked someone today. Yes I am violent but on rare occasions. I didnt hit anybody but I kind of verbally attacked them. I did not use any curse words . See we were discussing something and she was all like no who cares about this I don’t know it , so it's not important. So I was like it is important and get out of your bubble !!!!!!!!!!!

"hides her face behind her hands"

walla if you were there you would of totally did the same thing :)
any ways so i feel guilty for that.


Another thing is i kind of told someone your work is ugly and he wasnt meant to hear it . See i didnt know he was behind me "bites NAILS"

SO HAVE YOU ATTACKED SOMEONE LATELY BECAUSE THEY ANNOYED YOU AND FELT GUILTY ABOUT IT (EVEN IF SHE DESERVES IT ) ?

okay think about it.
until time
xoxoxo

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Just fine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this song by Mary J Blige




and my favorite line:
"So i like what i see when i'm looking at me when i am walking past the mirror"

I made my friend listen to the song and told her about the line She had the nerve to tell me that she knows what she will get me for my birthday. She told me she will get me a mirror. Oh my god right how rude !!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL walla she made me laugh my head off.

hope you liked the song
until next time
xoxox

Depressed

Cupid !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misss YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay cupid here is my explaination:

Whats a girls best pass time in the world ?


Shopping right :)

Well this week was suppose to be full with the things i love the most which are shopping and spending money
" jumping and smiling and telling all my friends about it"

I even skipped classes and wore my shopping cloth. My mother and I drove around Kuwait to every freaking shop that sells dresses and did not find anything "pouting".

The dresses i found were either to small or to big or just not my cup of tea. The occasion was this weekend. A whole week of going around KUWAIT and for what nothing.At the end I had it. I just cant do it anymore the stress ( now i know why guys think we are crazy walla my whole week was ruined because i couldnt find a dress). My mother and me were arguing the last day in a shop. She even went as far as threatning to hit me if i dont take this T-shirt ( it was her way of making me feel better but i must say it was the most beautiful Lanva T-shirt ever ). You just gotta love my mother .

So what did i end up wearing for the party was a dress i bought not long ago and wore only once. I know why the whole shopping thing if i had a dress but i was jealous of my sisters who bought new ones . It was a wonderful party and i loved the way i looked ;).

I am still depressed but i must say the gym really helped me destress. So CUPID i hope you accept my apology. "puppy eyes"

I also hope no one gets to experience this cause it really sucks and it made me go stuff myself with ice cream which ruined my diet.

PS. sorry for all the blogs i follow that i did not comment on you but as i explained i did not feel like it :(

until next time
xoxoxoxoxoxox

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Sleeping beauty Kuwaiti Style :)


Hi :)


Okay this is a story based on sleeping beauty :)


My sister and I were watching the cartoon on Disney and I was like that is so me :P


My friend read it and couldn't stop laughing :)


They agreed with me that Aurora is so me.


So here is Aurora Kuwaiti style :


CHARACTERS:

H- Princess Aurora

P-Prince Phillip

Sisters- Fairies

M- Maleficent

S-Crow

SH- the servants of maleficent

SA-the dragon



THE STORY :


It all started in a mamsha.


H was walking with her ipod on and swaying to the music.( i meet you once upon a


dream)When a guys suddenly comes and twirls her around.


She pushes him and stares at him shocked.


P smiles and says "Don't you remember me "


She stares blankly back and shakes her head.


P: " you just said you meet me once upon a dream :P"


H gets her act together. She slaps his hand which was holding hers.


She runs to her car and leaves.


P writes down her number plate and smirks. " I got you"


H enters the house and runs to her sisters.


H tells them what happens then sits on the sofa and sighs.


P goes straight to his father to inform him that he met his future wife.


P's father but i already found one for you. I told you mother to talk to them. Don't you


remember i told you and you said yes. P totally forgot so he honored his promise and


said okay.


He was due to go to his fiance's house at 8.


Mean while H is opening her birthday presents, learns that a guy has asked for her


hand and is


visiting them today at her birthday party.


Her younger sister M is so attached to her that she plans to spoil the meeting by


letting S her coz


and partner in crime to send P the wrong address.


M lures H to a place by using the Robert Pattison card :P ( green light if you


remember the


cartoon).


M gives H her favorite drink Sassy B from D-lush (the sewing wheel). As H finishes


the last sip


she goes in to a deep sleep.


P is caught by SH and her gang to S's old house(evil castle).


M meets P and informs him that he lacks the characteristics that make him


compatible to H.


Sisters hear that P was sent the wrong address and went to S's old house.


They go and help release P from the evil clutches of the SH gang. They give him the


key to his Ferrari ( the horse).


P steps on it but is slowed down by traffic in gulf road ( the branches of cactus).


SA, brother of H, stops him at the door SH's house where H is dreaming :p.


P overcomes him with the Pokemon game the sisters gave him ( sword).


SA loves Pokemon.


P reaches H who is sleeping and wakes her up and gives her a diamond ring


( the kiss ) ;).


They live happily ever after .


until next time

xoxoxoxoxox



Monday, May 4, 2009

Its Alright its Okay

This is a song deticated to all who have loved and lost.
All who have loved people who did not deserve them.



May 21 2009



Wait for it
































Wait for it


























and BOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











*Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian*






I cant wait to watch this movie they say they are going to get it in Kuwait on May 21 2009


"jumping and dancing the monkey dance"






I love Jedediah and his roman friend Octavius


Okay so anyone here who didnt see the first one ?

Shame one you !!!!!!!!!!!!

Its okay you can check it out on youtube :) It is so funny you will thank me !!!!!!!

SO some quotes from my two tiny friend:

Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.

Larry: Hey, blondie!

Jedediah: Names Jedadiah. Larry:

Jedadiah, stop the train, please!

Jedediah: No can do, crackerjack.

Larry: Whats going on here?

Jedediah: Somebodys got to pay.

Larry: Pay for what?

Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!

Larry: Seriously, stop the train!

Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.

Larry: Thank you.

Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM! SPLIT HIS HEAD LIKE A WATERMELON!

Larry: [Train hits Larry] Ooh! Ow...

Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!

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Jedediah: I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!

Larry: No, I will manhandle you, Jedediah! Now listen, guys, what is your problem, huh? Why can't you just get along?

Jedediah: Look, we're men. We fight, okay? That's what we do!

Octavius: Its kinda how we pass the time.

I LOVE THIS FACT :P

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Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor.

Larry: Um, my names Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny.

Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean?

Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound?

Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings.

Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me sound like a freak.

Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry.

Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.

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Jedediah: Wait, no. I ain't working with Toga Boy.

Octavius: Romans work alone. [Jedediah hits him on his foot with his rifle]

Octavius: OW!

Jedediah: Don't be a baby, that didn't hurt.

Octavius: [while hopping on one foot] Yes it did!

Jedediah: No it didn't! Come on!

Octavius: [hits Jedediah's behind with his sword]

Jedediah: Ow! That was MUCH harder!

Doesnt this remind you of when your brother and his friend fight and hit each other :)

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Okay hope you enjoyed the Quotes :)

until next time

xoxoxoxoxo

A womens best friend and worse nightmare !!!!

High Heels !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





I love high heels but they have ruined my feet :(

i have several blisters but does that stop me no :)

i still wear them .

I love them .

when i wear high heels i feel diferent.
I had several events this week and high heels where part of my outfit .

Did you notice that your walk changes when you wear high heels ?

Well my walk changes as my sisters are never shy to inform me :(
When I wear heels it seems I start walking like I am on a catwalk ;p


so I was surfing the Internet and found a very interesting article :

Sexy Strolling = Attractive Ambulation

Can you make yourself more attractive to the opposite sex just by changing the way you walk?
A new scientific study suggests that maybe you can.
Researchers who study such things have long thought that the waist to hip ratio is the magical cue that makes a man find a woman`s body attractive. That’s supposedly why men tend to prefer women with the classic hourglass figure.
But according to Scientific American.com, movement also plays an important role in the unconscious assessment of beauty. In a study done by Johnson and Tassinary at Texas A&M University and published in the March 13 edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, 370 panelists were asked to view a series of images of figures. Some images were still photos; others “walked” in place at different gaits. The panelists rated the degree of attractiveness of the figures and how masculine or feminine they thought the figures were.
The result showed that the panelists based their assessment of attractiveness on a combination of the visual outline of the figure and its movement. For example, a woman who had a shapely waist to hip ratio but who walked stiffly was generally perceived as less attractive than someone with the same figure who moves her hips. This is not exactly a shocking discovery, but it does make us wonder how much our image of beauty can be impacted just by having the right kind of walk. It also makes me wonder how the panelists rated the figure if she was walking in a sexy pair of
Manolo’s.

*I could not stop laughing that they had to make an experiment to prove something everyone knew :)



SO what are you favorite Heels?

Mines are YSL, MARNI, and the most famous LOUBOUTIN ;)