Pick up lines :)

* bored and i have nothing to do :(
so i was surfing the web and found these pick up lines :)
lol they made me laugh can you imagine someone saying them to you !!!!!!
well i did and i wrote down my reaction :P



I brought my library card, and I'm checking you out.
( will not work)

Do you have a map (No why?) I keep getting lost in your eyes
(totally will work :P)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
(boring)

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
( go torch yourself)

I'd ask you for a light, but you've already lit my fire.
( i love this one cute )

Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again?
( funny )

Nice dress can I talk you out of it.
(pervert)

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
(very old)

I'd look good on you!
(whatever)

Check the girls clothing tag then say - That's what I thought...made in heaven
(creative )

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
(totally will get him to buy me a drink and leave)

When God made you, he was showing off!
( okay he got something right :P)

You had me at hello.
(i love this line !!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ask a woman for the time. (Tells time) . Thanks. I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.
( nice )

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
(stupid)

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
( reverse pychology smart)

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
(loser if he didnt ask and just flirted it would have worked )

See my friend standing over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute!
( i would smile at his friend and wave :P)

You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
( no comment )

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi!
( lol cute )

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
( well at least he was trying )

okay so which one do you think will work on you?

you can write your own one :P
to help the guys out there ;)