skinny water !!!!!!!

Okay first of all if you want to have some fun :)

Go to any resturant and order a diet water :)

With a serious face !!!!!!

going to try it :)

and inform you about it later.

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If you are going on an a diet you should get some skinny water.

It will help you with your weight loss. It is better then the normal water.

Whats the difference ?

Skinny Water contains an all-natural ingredient "Super CitriMax". Drinking "Skinny Water" 30-60 minutes before each meal helps suppress the body's appetite, increase metabolism, and block carbohydrate absorption.

The specially-formulated water is actually manufactured and bottled by Jamnica, more commonly known as "Jana", a company located in Croatia. They pump the water from an artesian well located below their plant.

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On a whole different note. I am traveling today. Yeah i am so excited but going to miss my friends :(

( LIGHT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE and EILISI )

I am also going you miss you guys !!!!!!!!!!

but inshalla i will still be connected by my phone but one problem with that is that i cant comment on some of the blogs :(

Yalla got to go make my bag. Hate this part of traveling.

until next time

xoxoxoxo

The funniest phone call of my life !!!!!!!!

Okay my phone is touch screen so sometimes it calls people randomly :(

So i do a lot of sorry wrong number crap.

I have two stories to tell one happened yeaterday and one happened the first week of owning my new phone :)

Are you ready !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" giving everyone some popcorn and coke" They are sponsoring me :P

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1)
Phone rang

Me: hello

The caller (guy ): hello

Me: who is it?

Guy: who are you?

Me: you are the one who called

Guy: no you did

Me: really when you know what sorry wrong number ( mind this is all in Arabic )

Guy: No I was the one who called

Me: oh really "sigh" good so it's not me for once

Guy: Hello I am calling you from the * bank to talk to you about your account

Me ( oh he is from the bank oh please don’t tell me I reached my limit on my credit card): oh okay which bank sorry I didn’t hear the name

Guy: * bank

Me: but I don’t have an account in that bank

Guy: really then I guess I have the wrong number sorry

Me: no worries it happens

My sisters where sitting in living room listening to me on the phone. They could not stop laughing at me. They couldnt believe i was happy that i didnt make the wrong number. I also must mention that my voice on the phone is that of a kid. So I cant stop wondering whats going on the mind of that guy. Walla if i was him I would think i was crazy !!!!!!!!!!

2) I was talking to my sister and gossiping. When the phone rings.

Me: hello

Old Man: hello sister

Me: hello who is with me?

Old man : you are the one who called

Me: really then i am sorry i guess wrong number

Old man : i know but i would reccomend putting you phone on lock

Me: why? (yeah i should have shut the phone right but thank god i didnt)

Old man: your phone called me and you didnt know and i could hear your conversation with the person near you. I closed the phone and called you to inform you of that.

Me: really thank you and sorry again and i will lock it next time

Old man : be sure to do that because may be someone else does not closes the line

Me : thanks bye

I really respected the guy becasue i checked my call log and its true my stupid phone called him. now I always lock my phone.

Hope you enjoyed them and learn from the second story !!!!!!!

So the lesson of the day is always lock your keypad !!!!!!!!!!!!

until next time
xoxoxoxo

Long story last post !!!!!!!!!!

Here you go the ending :)

the song is Josh Groban - My Confession

hope you liked it !!!!!!!!!!!

i wanted to put the whole story in one post but it was to long :(


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Nasser wasn’t happy when he heard that Anood left the country. She left before he could even talk to her. He wanted to join her in London to run away from the pity looks his mother is giving him without meaning to. His brother on the other hand can't stop from thanking him. No one could cheer him up and he knows that the only one that can cheer him up Hates him and is out of the country. Ali noticed a change in Nasser. He knew something is wrong and he knew it has nothing to do with Sarah and Ahmed but he can't put his finger on it.

Ali was with Nasser when he got a phone call from Anood.

Ali: allo

Anood : Ali get your butt to the airport

Ali: why

Anood: because I need a ride back home

Ali: what?

Anood: I am in Kuwait

Ali: really okay I am coming 15 minutes and I will be there " searching for his keys"

Nasser: where are you going ?

Ali: to pick Anood up from the airport

Nasser: Anood is back

Ali: yes oh why don’t you come with me

Nasser: yes " grinning like crazy for the first time the past week'

They both ran to the car. Ali with his crazy driving made it to the airport in 15 minutes. He nearly crashed in to two cars but that didn’t stop him. He was too excited to see his sister. He really missed her.

Anood was waiting for her brother in starbucks . She was playing with her phone. She was reading old messages and checking the pictures on the phone. She can't stop herself from smiling whenever she reads a message from Nasser or a sees a picture of him and Ali. She really missed her relationship with him. At least it was better than now were they don’t talk to each other .Even if it hurt when she spends time with him and knowing that he will never think of her more than a sister. Nasser was her one sided love she tried to get over but she never had and never will.

Nasser was walking after Ali who was searching for his sister. They found her in starbucks. Ali ran to Anood. Nasser stay behind and stood there staring at her.

I have been wrong about you.
Thought I was strong without you.
For so long nothing could move me.
For so long nothing could change me.
Now I feel myself surrender
Each time I see your face.
I am captured by your beauty,
Your unassuming grace.
And I feel my heart is turning,
Falling into place.
I can't hide
Now hear my confession.

He couldn’t help all the memories that are running through his head. He could not stop all the emotions that are spilling out of their prison walls he built to avoidj . He finally realized he loves her. He was amazed of his feelings. He was afraid to admit it before but now he finally sees it as clear as crystal. He loves her.

You are the air that I breath.
You're the ground beneath my feet.
When did I stop believing?

He headed towards Anood. He found Ali taking her bags and heading towards the car while Anood was ordering food. He went to her and told her he need to tell her something. She was can it wait. Nasser was no it can't. He stirred her to a table and sat in front of her.

Nasser: Anood I want to tell you something

Anood: what is it?

Ali: Nasser and Anood what are you doing?

Nasser: nothing just waiting for our orders

Nasser went and picked up their drinks and headed with the rest to the car. When they reached the house Nasser excused himself and left in his car. Nasser headed to Cartier and bought the trinity ring. He bought three dozens of lilies. He knew Anood loved them. He then called her. She answered.

Anood: Hi Nasser

Nasser: Hi anood may you please come out to the garden I have something for you

Anood: okay and you can tell me what you wanted to say in the airport too

Nasser: of course

Anood headed to the garden and found Nasser holding lilies. She was surprised why the sudden act of kindness. She head towards him.

I have been blind, unwilling to see
The true love you're giving.
I have ignored every blessing.
I'm on my knees confessing

Nasser went on his knee and took out the ring and asked Anood

"Anood I love you and I want you to be my wife?"

TheEnd

until next time
xoxoxoxox

long story 3

i couldnt let you wait because i hate waiting so here is part 3 :)

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Nasser turned his face to avoid Ali's questioning looks. He ended up facing Anood who was busy texting on her phone. She had a big smile on her face. She did not hear what he said because the Anood he knew would be cheering him up right now. He was disappointed, no he was mad. He wanted Anood's kind word. He never thought he would miss them. She was the only one who could cheer him up other than his mother. What has he done?

Ali (turned towards Anood): Anood did you hear what I just heard

Anood: yeah already know Sarah talked to me on the phone earlier

Ali: you are not surprised

Anood: well I was but now not really

Nasser: you knew

Anood: yes Sarah told me

Anood's phone rang. She stared at the caller id. She knew the number that’s Yousef's number. She was surprised. She was too busy trying to figure out why was he calling that she didn’t hear Nasser or Ali talking to her.

Nasser noticed Anood was not her normal self. He was curious about whose phone call would be taxing her brain so much. He took the phone from her hand and answered it. It was a familiar voice.

Yousef: allo Anood

Nasser: ……….

Yousef: Anood I know you are listening I am really sorry I want you to forgive me. Are you in Maki my friend saw you. I am now entering the restaurant.

Nasser turned around to face the door and saw yousef. He turned to Anood and saw her shaking. He never told anybody why he hit Yousef. He promised Anood he wouldn’t. It was because Yousef hit Anood not once but several times when she cursed him and slapped him. Nasser was the one Anood turned too. She had no choice since he found her bruised and cut. She told him to lie and say she was in a car accident. He took care of everything. He got up and told Ali to take Anood home. Ali was surprised at his sister sudden change in mood but he thought maybe it was that time of the month. Nasser on the other hand knew better.

Yousef noticed the phone was in Nasser's hand and took that as a quo to leave. Nasser sends him a message that if he ever calls Anood or comes near her, it would be the last thing he will do. Nasser paid the check and headed to his house. He wished he could be there for Anood. He remembered Anood's mobile was with him. He changed his destination and headed to Ali's house to give Anood her phone back. He then returned home and slept. He was exhausted from all the drama.

Anood was shocked. Why did he have to come back? Why now? When she was over what happened? She couldn’t figure it out. Thank god Nasser was there. She couldn’t thank him enough. He saved her a lot of explaining. She was sitting in her room when someone knocked on her door.

Anood: who is it?

Ali: me Ali

Anood: enter

Ali: Anood are you better do you want anything?

Anood: no thank you I think I am going to sleep.

Ali: oh here is your mobile you forgot it in the restaurant Nasser dropped it on his way home.

Anood: thank you

Ali: good night

Ali closed the door and left Anood to sleep.

Anood woke up the next day and decide to ask her mother if she can travel. Her parents were at first against it but then they agreed. Anood booked her ticket and left the country for her two week break from the drama. She headed to her best friend who was studying her masters in London.

until next time
xoxoxoxoxox

Long story 2

Nasser decided to join Ali and his sister in maki. Nasser reached maki before Ali did. He searched for Anood and found her sitting in the table on the corner. He headed towards her.

Nasser: hi Anood

Anood: hi

Nasser: are you still mad at me

Anood: No that means I care about you

Oh forgot to mention the last time they met they did not part on good terms. You see Anood told Nasser to not ask for Sarah's hand in marriage. Nasser didn’t want to hear it. He made up his mind and being the stubborn person he is stuck to it. Anood told him Sarah loves someone else, she will never love him, and that she was just doing this to make the person she loves jealous. Nasser didn’t believe her. He told her that she was a selfish bitch who didn’t want him to be happy because misery likes company.

You see Anood was engaged to a guy called Yousef . She was so happy she thought that Yousef was the man who will make her get over her first love (for the record which was one sided). Everything was going okay until she discovered that Yousef drinks and not only that he is married too. She caught him with a girl once and asked him who is she. The women answer her who are you? Anood told her that she was his future wife. The other girl told her she must be mistaken because she was his wife. Anood turned to Yousef and he did not deny it. He just sat there and told her my mother wants me to marry you but I love her. Yousef was pointing at the women. Anood canceled her engagement.

Nasser was so angry with Yousef. He went and hit him. Yousef did not press charges but everyone was amazed at Nasser's reaction. He wasn’t but he didn’t want to investigate the feelings he is feeling because he was afraid of what they may unfold. So he turned to the best defense mechanism he knew, He suppressed them.

Back to the conversation:

Nasser: So you didn’t tell Ali?

Anood: what should I tell him that you best friend thinks your sister is miserable and selfish?

Nasser: So you are not planning on telling him right?

Anood: no I am not a bitch

Nasser: I never said you were a bitch and I am sorry

Anood: whatever

Ali: hey you guys sorry I am late

Nasser: no its okay

Anood: yeah we were just catching up. So Nasser how is Sarah?

Nasser's face suddenly changed colors. Anood noticed but Ali didn’t.

Nasser: she says hi to you both

Ali: oh that’s nice so when is your big day

Nasser: which big day?

Ali: the wedding

Nasser: oh you mean Ahmed's big day

Ali: what?

until next time
xoxoxoxox

LONG STORY

Hey people I have been trying to write another story for Dazzlin.

I ended up writing a 6 page story .

So here is part one :)

The song will be on the last post :)

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Nasser: what do you mean you don’t want to marry me?

Sarah: I don’t love you, I love Ahmed

Nasser: then why did you accept me and tell me you want to marry me.

Sarah: I am really sorry

Nasser: well I am sorry too. I am happy for you and Ahmed. I don’t believe in Love but I think you two are made for each other.

Sarah: you're not mad

Nasser: no disappointed but not mad. Tell Ahmed he doesn’t have to listen through the keyhole anymore. He is welcome to come in.

Ahmed enters and stands in front of Nasser. He is looking at the floor.

Ahmed: I really didn’t mean to fall in love with Sarah. Nasser please forgive me but you didn't love her right you told me that.

Nasser (hugs Ahmed): Ahmed you are my brother. Do you think a girl could come between us?

Ahmed (hugs him back): No your are the greatest brother ever

Sarah stood there watching the man she loves and his brother who she just dumped hugging each other. She couldn’t but help be envious of the relationship between them and feel a pinch of jealousy

( Nasser is older then Ahmed )

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Nasser left Sarah and Ahmed alone to face his parents. He just didn’t want to see the pity in his parent's eye when they hear the news. He called his friend Ali and asked what is doing right now?

Ali told him he is heading to meet his sister in Maki. He asked him if he would like to join them. Nasser did not want to go. He didn’t feel like seeing Ali's sister again. She just annoys him. She can read right through him. Whenever he is pissed she would know. He just can't figure her out. He would call their house to talk to Ali because his mobile is either switch off or not near him. Ali is not a mobile person he forgets to charge it or just leaves it in his room and sits in the Living room. If you want him you have to call his House. Usually Anood answers the phone. Anood was the only girl in his age group he could talk to other then Sarah about anything. He had no sisters it was Ahmed and him. Nasser remembers once he called Ali to complain about work and Anood answered. She knew that he was upset from the minute he said Hello. He was surprised but her kind and caring words made him spill his guts. He had a hard time talking to girls because he was shy. He would get all defensive and mask his shyness by being a jerk.


until next time
xoxoxoxo

Breaking News

Micheal Jackson has passed away

He died at the age of 50 :(

Cause of death cardiac arrest :(

F my LIfe :)

okay hey there everybody !!!!!!!!!!

i got to tell you about my day yeaterday :)

i am going to do it in points to make it easier to follow:

1) went and had a facial ( which hurts like hell ) I came out of the facial with red marks all over my face. I looked scary but did that stop me from going out no. I got a few stares and one remark. But i ignored them all sang :P

'Dont tell me not to live,
Just sit and putter,
Lifes candy and the suns
A ball of butter.
Dont bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade."



2) we went to the Indian movie that was filmed in Kuwait. It is about a Indian girl who lives in Kuwait and doesn't want to leave and her father wants to go back to India. Don't worry i cant spoil the movie for you because the stupid film worked only till half way and then it stopped working. We were sitting in the cinema waiting for the other part to work. can you imagine there was an intermission. At the end the movie did not work. The cinema people told us we can enter whatever movie we want with the tickets we have before two weeks because they will stop working then. They told us they cant give us our money back :(

3) the journey to buy those tickets. We faced alot of signs that told us to not go to the movie but did cuteandcuddly listen to them no !!!!!!!!!! She was stupid enough to ignore them. So the signs were as followed:
1) we didnt find parking ( we had to search for a parking spot for 20 minutes)
2) my sister did not answer my phone when i wanted to ask her how many tickets they want.
I had to let the people behind me to pass me. i let three people pass me. :(
3) I discovered i have no cash and that my credit card does not work on their machine.
4) i had to find an ATM to take some cash to pay for the tickets

Four signs and no cuteandcuddly had to go to the movie and i must say it was horrible but i want to know the ending "pouting"


3) i was driving on the gulf road when a watermelon appeared out of no where in the middle of the road. I drove over it and my tires still have some watermelon remains on it . i still cant believe i drove over a watermelon in the gulf road where you least expect a watermelon to be.


i am planning to send this to a website called Fuck my Life. It is so funny. People write down how fucked their life is. I would recommend you to visit the site. You will enjoy it !!!!!!!!


www.fmylife.com


until next time
xoxoxoxox

ICE

Does anybody carve ICE?

I love ice :)

My friend and I use to eat ice everyday.

We thought it was normal but it turned out my friend had iron deficiency anemia.

So if you suddenly crave ICE i would recommend you to take a blood test because you may have anemia.

(Picture from http://people.dbq.edu/students/astutzma/images/ice_cubes_xs.jpg LOL my sister thinks this is more professional to mention where i get my pictures )


PS. Hope this post helps someone even if it is short and boring :)


until next time
xoxoxoxoxox

how to annoy people ? "Evil Smile"

Okay i am writing this as a guide to annoy people :)

If you are bored and want some action or just in search of plain fun try some of these :)

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1) if someone is talking to you don't make eye contact

2) if someone is talking to you never break eye contact

3)wear a lot of cologne

4)Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

5)As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

6)Repeat everything someone says, as a question

7)Pay for your dinner with pennies

8)ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE

9)Honk and wave to strangers ( love this one )

10)Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" ( going to try this one out )

11)Drum on every available surface

12)Holler random numbers while someone is counting

13)Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears ( lol this is really annoying )

14)Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". ( this one is pure brilliant )

15)Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles

16)Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

until next time
xoxoxox

thanks for the comments

hey people thanks for the comments and i am glad that u r enjoyed the post :)

i am posting from my mobile :)

so i cant commment on nearly all of the blogs :(

but i would like to tell u i am reading ur blogs and loving them.

i will post inshalla tomorrow from a computer !!!!!

oh just want dazzlin to know i am working on her project :) but i must say it is hard.

good night love u all :***********

until next time
xoxoxoxox

Pick up lines and replies

Okay you have to read these. They are funny and smart. I wish i had the guts to say them and smarts to come up with those replies.



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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!


HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.


HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.


HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share.


HE: Will you go out with me this saturday?

SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.


HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?


HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

SHE: Yes, that's why I dont go there anymore.


HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.



until next time

xoxoxox

You got to love Kuwait

I was swiming with my sisters today in the pool :)

When suddenly a sand storm attacks us and ruins our fun. We were running out of the pool to get out towels so we can rap them around our self so we dont get sick. We ran in the house. We could not stop laughing. walla you got to love Kuwait.

I love sand storms and dust walla it turns the sky in to one of my favorite colors Orange. I know i am crazy to love sand storms but i do :)

Some of my favorite memories happened during sand storms. When a sand storm comes it does not only bring dust and asthma attacks. It brings adventure with it like when you drive your car in a sandstorm or as today running from the pool to the safety of the house.

until next time

xoxoxo

MEN ARE LIKE :)

Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.

Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like...Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?Because those men already have boyfriends

LOL hope you enjoyed them ;)
until next time
xoxoxox

The taking of Pelham 123

Okay has anyone watched this movie.

I did with a couple of my friends it was nice but the thing that stuck in my head through out all the movie is one part.

This part is when a girl asked her boyfriend who was a hostage if he loves her. The guy being a guy took a long pause and then told her it was not the place or time to ask that question.

After this part i turned to my friend ( in the cinema) and 5ara fi walla 7aram cant he lie he is going to die after all doesn't he want to be remembered.

so after like 5 minute or something like that through the movie. He tells her he loves her. I was so happy. That was the only time the movie moved me. Cute !!!!!!

I know i am such a romantic :)

Oh the movie is good and it has a great cast with Denzel Washington and John Travolta.

Oh I also found out that I have a perverted mind. In the movie there were some lines that were very funny but you have to be perverted to get them. And go figure the only people who caught them were me and my friends. Can you imagine no one in the whole cinema caught it. The funny thing is that guys did not catch it and i thought it would be something they will catch easily but i guess i was wrong.

The lines were similar to these:

"I bet your wife will know about how you screw around"

"i have one question was she worth it "

LOL they were so funny since you have the dude's face changing color because he was so embarrassed . okay when i think about it now it wasn't that funny :( but it was at the time. "pouting"

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until next time

xoxoxoxox

Thanks Blat and Susy Q

8 things i am looking forward to :
1) traveling
2)swiming
3)buying books
4)meeting prince charming :P (when will he come )
5)shopping
6)partying
7)losing weight
8) fitting in to a size 6

8 things I wish i could do:
1) speak italian
2) karate
3) speak japaness
4) going on a round trip of the world
5) going in to space
6) ride a motorcycle
7) learn how to cook and bake ( professionally)

8 things I love:
1) my family
2) my friends
3) traveling
4) dessert
5) books
6) shopping
7) dancing
8) diamonds

8 things i did yeasterday:
1) did my hair
2) blogged
3) went to a dinner
4) went to the gym
5) slept till noon
6)talked on the phone
7)watched some TV
8) most importantly eat :P

8 things i watch:
1) maimi ink
2) privilaged
3) music videos
4) disney channel
5) small people in a big world
6) Tira Banks
7) Doctors
8) House MD

8 bloggers I tagged:
I dont know everyone has been tagged :(
1) hend
2) pearla
3)SlouchyPants
4)Dazzlin
5)Marry Poppin
5)glittery-butterfliez
6) Lovers in Dubai
7)teenager at heart
8) what a stranger does to me

Heaven then Hell

I had an amazing day yeasterday it was all laughs and fun. I thought i was in Heaven.

It was a day i will not forget !!!!!!!!!

But at the end something happened that makes me want to forget about the day forever. I fell in to HELL :(

I was always the type that does what she is told and follows rules. I was brought up that way. I respect people. I learnt yeasterday that some people are not meant to be respected because if you do they take it for granted and step all over you.

I came out yeasterday with a bucket full of tears and a lesson I will never forget. You have to be a snob in this world and look down on certain people because if you dont they will step all over you.

SO CUTEANDCUDDLYS NEW RULE BE A BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!

I am not happy with it but its the way to live in this world.

until next time
XOXOXOX

PS i am sorry if i have not been commenting but i really dont feel like it :(
sorry but i still cant get over what happened to me :(

SUMMER

Hey People I have a Question For you :)



What time is it?
Summertime
It's our vacation
What time is it?
Party time
That's right, say it loud
What time is it?
The time of our lives
Anticipation
What time is it?
Summertime
School's out, scream and shout!


Goodbye to rules
No summer school
I'm free to shop till I drop
It's an education vacation
And the party never has to stop
We've got things to do
We'll see you soon
And we're really gonna miss you all
Goodbye to you and you
And you and you
Bye bye until next fall
Bye bye


No more wakin' up at 6 am
'Cause now our time is all our own

I love this song !!!!!!!
so true no more waking in the morning :)
yeah finally summer !!!!!!!!!
I finished all my exams !!!!!!!!


So on another note. ( I think Fa :P)
I would love to tell you a funny story :)
yalla are you ready sit down and enjoy !!!!!

ME

I was sleeping. I had the alarm on 7:00am. I use to have a class that starts at 8. I didnt sleep last night until it become 1 am. So i was really sleepy. I was dreaming but frankly i dont remember the dream but i know it was one of the best dreams i ever dreamt okay. So then the phone rings. I search for my phone . I find it and bring it near my eyes. I read the caller ID. I dont know that number so I ignored it. After it stopped ringing I thought maybe it was an emergency call because who would call me at 5:00 am in the morning. So I redialed the number and a women answered the phone. I was like hello you called. She was what is your number. I was like 9*********. She was well yeah i was searching for my son do you know where he is ? I was like what ? Sorry lady wrong number. I tired to go back to sleep but couldnt. I felt like i did something wrong. Walla i felt like i was her son's girlfriend since she was calling me and asking me where he is? I was like what the hell ?

SO Fast forward to present day ( one month has passed)

I was sitting watching TV. When i get a phone call from a number i dont know. I answered since I lost half of my number when i changed my phone. So I was like hello. Guess who was on the other line? Well you guessed right the same old lady and this time she asked about her son and used his name . Apperantly his name is Bader. I was like lady i dont know your son and stop calling me searching for your son.

Walla i feel sorry for her because she must ask people where her son is .

I guess its not really funny but it is interesting :P


until next time
xoxoxox

Lost 10 Pounds !!!!!!!!!!!!

"jumping with a skipping rope"

lol joking just jumping since I just weighted myself and found out.

I lost 10 Pounds AKA 5 kgs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh my god i am so happy i cant explain it !!!!!!

walla i have been wanting to reach this weight since a year. I even started to go to a Gym.

but all of that didnt work only with the help of a great dietitian I have reached my goal.

i only have 2 Kgs to go "clapping and applauding myself"

okay i am going to be kind and give you the diet :

Morning: an apple

Afternoon: three dates and five nuts

Lunch: 1/4 of a grilled chicken and a salad

between lunch and dinner: three dates

Dinner: five piece of sheesh6wq and salad

I will get back to you with other option inshalla soon but trust me this diet really works !!!!!!!!

But only do it for a week and then i will give you the next one inshalla soon !!!!!!!

Yalla good luck. Hope you see the results you want. But you are not suppose to excerise when doing this Diet.

until next time

xoxoxooxoxox

No more polo story :(

good morning :)

i am really sorry to inform u that there will be no more polo stories:(

i just dont know how to proceed with it. I am really sorry to disappoin u people. i am very thankful for the support u gave me.

love you all and my characters but i just cant do it anymore :(

until next time
xoxoxoxxo

polo story 10

Moodi

We all entered the resturant. Ahmed told the receptionist that we have a reservation under his name. She called the waiter and told him to show us to our table. i sat infront of Essa and Aisha sat infront of Ahmed. i couldnt stop thinking how cute they look together. Mashalla.

Ahmed spoke first: So back to how you meet "while smiling at me and Essa"

Essa: oh yeah i thought you forgot about that. Well i thought wrong i guess. well it is this simple i was heading to Ralphe Lauren to buy some clothes since my bag got lost in the airport.

Me: excuse me i need to go to the bathroom

Essa: your excused "while he stood up and Ahmed joined him mashalla gentlmen"

I headed to the bathroom and then turned and got out of the resturant.
While i was outside i dialed Farah's number.

Farah: allo

me: farah farah "yelling excitedly"

farah: moodi moodi "copying me"

Me:Farah ! polo dude ! Essa !

farah: yeah

Me:he is Ahmed's friend Aisha's fience " catching my breath"

farah: okay and

Me: he is here. he is sitting infront of me on the table
" biting lips "

farah: oh my god !!!!!! "screaming"

i could hear Salem in the back round screaming what happened ?
farah answered him nothing.

Me: farah his name is Essa al Flani

farah: wait repeat it

Me: Essa al Flani

farah: "screaming " salem do you know someone called Essa al Flani he sounds fimiliar.

Salem: yeah my cousin stupid

farah: what?

Salem: Dana's brother, her older brother

Farah: moodi he's dana's brother

me: oh my god shut up ! really what a small world, okay yalla i must go they will be wondering where i
am. Oh say hi to Salem. Bye

I closed the phone and returned to the table.

Aisha: Oh moodi you didnt tell me he was this handsome

Me: chub aisha

Essa: so you mentioned me

Me: yes in the passing

Essa: i likey " lefting eyebrows"

Me: chub dont be full of yourself

Ahmed: yeah moodi you go girl ! " in a girly voice hi fiving her"


Essa: your suppose to be on my side men stick together " making a wounded face"

Aisha: sorry ahmed found a new ally

Essa: so we are waging a war right now "smiling"

Me: oh so i am helena cool i always wanted to be the cause of a war "grinning"

aisha: you wish

Essa: oh my beautiful queen i will not rest until i have you in my arms " lefting his hand as if making an oath "

Ahmed: oh Essa i didnt know you had it in you to be dramtic

Me: so changing the subject so what are you going to order "while blushing"

aisha: I dont know i want a risotto but i also want veal

me: its okay i will order the risotto and you order the veal

Aisha: really thank you

Essa: Oh i want carpcio

Me: its only a salad no main course

Essa: no i want to eat desert afterwards

Me:oh then i also want a salad

Ahmed: why didnt you want the risotto just now

Me:yeah but i feel like a pig since you are ordering salads and i am suppose to be a girl

Essa: okay then i will take penne arribiate

Me: no dont order it on my account

Essa: no its okay

me: i am sorry "whispering monthing"

Essa:sorry for what ? "monthing back"

Aisha: oh so you are going to order the risotto then

Yeah saved by Aisha !!!!!!!!

The waiter come and took our orders. Ahmed and Essa told us how they meet. It was funny they use to hate each other but they were united by a common enemy. They say nothing like a war and a commen enemy to bring two people together.

It was starting to get late. I told Aisha we had to leave. She wanted to stay more but she was shocked when she saw the time. Ahmed paid the check and we all left the resturant in search for a Taxi.

until next time
xoxoxoxox

weird confession

I love blood !!!!!!!!!!!!I love vampires !!!!!!!

okay how did this come up well i posted a comment on Slouchypants (oh sorry layla) blog.

i was writing it when my sister read it and was you are so weird !!!!!!!!!

and i was why?

she was like you like blood. She told me you must be gothic but the modern gothic.

I was like its normal to like blood and its beautiful red color. I also feel like donating blood it is a very nice experience.

walla the blood is so warm when it comes out . Its color is to die for i would love a dress the same color as my blood.

i know you are thinking twice about my sanity right now. LOL

well its the truth and i think it is weirdbut what can i do.

What is the weirdest thing about you ?

until next time
xoxoxo

Polo story 9

To put you in the mood i would love to share a joke with you :)

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Moodi decided on a black dress and black heels. She choose to mix it up with her big red clutch. Aisha I forgot to mention was already dressed up. She was wearing a purple dress and black heels and a sliver bag. They both had eyeliner and mascara on and some blush but what really stood out was the red lipstick they had on.

Aisha: girl we look hot :p

Moodi: chub

Aisha: yalla pose "taking her camera out"

Moodi: okay "striking a pose"

Aisha: yeah baby show me "while moodi gives the camera a fly kiss and then pouts"

Moodi: yalla ur turn "aisha runs to moodi and gives her the camera and runs away from moodi and strikes a pose"

They finished their photo shoot and went down to say bye to Moodi's mother.

Om Rashid: mashalla who are these beauties I see infront of me

Aisha and moodi: thank u "blushing and playing with their hair because they were embarrassed"

Aisha's phone rang. Aisha answered.

Aisha: hello

Ahmed: hello aisha did u finish because I am heading to the restaurant.

Aisha: yeah we are leaving see u there bye

Moodi: mashalla if someone heard u they won't believe that u were talking to ur husband to be
Aisha: chub u know I don't like the lovey davey stuff and thank god he doesn't like it to "sticking her tongue out at moodi"

Moodi: okay yalla lets go u don't want to be late

Aisha: yalla

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Ahmed reached the resturant and called Essa.

Ahmed: essa where r u?

Essa: ka I am on the way don't kill me

Ahmed: please I am nervous

Essa: turn around

Ahmed: why?

Essa: because I am behind u happy

Ahmed:very thanks I called aisha she said she is on the way

Essa: oh ur in love

Ahmed: chub "hitting him on the shoulder"

Essa: okay don't hurt me

Ahmed: yeah like that hurts "laughing "

Ahmeds phone was ringing. Ahmed answered it.

Ahmed: hello

Aisha: hey I am behind u turn around

Ahmed: what ?

Aisha: hello "pocking his back"

Ahmed: wait yes " turning towards who poked him'

Ahmed closed the phone and took a second to admire aisha.

Aisha:hello "waving her hands in front of ahmeds face"

Ahmed: oh sorry but I must admit u look gorgeous

Aisha: thank u "suddenly turning shy"

Ahmed: oh aisha this is Essa al flani my best friend

Essa: hi "putting his hands out"

Aisha:heard a lot about u "while shaking his hands"

Aisha: well this is moodi al flani "turning around to where she thought moodi was but got surprised that she wasn't there"

Essa: sorry what did u say her name was and where is see

Moodi: "running in her heel "sorry to keep u waiting but the taxi was giving me hell because I didn't have change.

Aisha: u scared me I was introducing u but u weren't there

Moodi: sorry but if u were not so much in a hurry and deserted ur friend to see lover boy over here. You would have know.

Aisha: okay sorry " puppy eyes" do you forgive me

Moodi: whatever

Aisha: okay moodi this is Ahmed and this Essa

Moodi: hi ahmed

she didnt notice that there was someone else other then aisha and her fiance. So she turned towards him and was surprised to see Essa polo dude. While laughing she said: hi

Essa: "couldn't help but laugh at this amazing coincident " hi so how r u?

Aisha and ahmed: u know each other

Moodi:yes

Essa:well its a long story

Ahmed: I would love to hear it after we are seated yalla lets go in

until next time
xoxoxoxox

polo story 8

hope you like it :)

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Ahmed woke up with a big smile on his face. Today is the day he will see Aisha again his Fiancé. He never thought he will see the day that he Ahmed will fall in love. He always teased his sister and her husband when she talked about "LOVE". He thought he was immune to this love bug but no he Ahmed was susceptible like everyone else.

Ahmed rolled of his bed and headed to the bathroom. He washed his face, shaved, and washed his teeth. He did his business and went to his closet and thought <> He decided on white pants and a blue polo with a white horse. He had white loafers on. He looked like a model out of the Ralph Lauren advertisement. He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled. He headed to the kitchen because it is where normally his mother is found.

Ahmed: 9aba7 al 5hair

Om Ahmed: 9aba7 el Noor "smiling" so today is the big day " while pinching his cheeks"

Ahmed: mama bas tara I am not a kid to pinch my cheeks and yes "grinning"

Om Ahmed: so where are you going?

Ahmed: I thought we would go to

Om Ahmed: oh she will love that restaurant. Oh my son is growing up!

Ahmed: yeah I guess okay yalla mama I am going to meet Essa to beg him to come with me.

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Essa left the apartment and went to starbucks like everyday to get his daily fix. He was hoping to see Moodi. He doesn’t know why but he really enjoys talking to her and more then that watching her. She amazes him. He remember he didn’t ask Dana how did she know her and most of all who is she? He dialed Dana's number.

Dana: allo "with a sleepy voice"Essa: wake up yalla its 8 when inshalla are you aiming to wake up

Dana: chub and let me sleep its my holiday

Essa: okay go back to sleep after you answer my question

Dana: okay shoot

Essa: who is the girl who was with you yesterday in starbucks?

Dana: oh Moodi she is Farah's sister Salem's wife

Essa: really thank you i was just curious about her

Dana: why the sudden curiousty

Essa: chub I don’t have to explain any thing to you

Dana: touchy!!!!!!! It seems I have hit a nerve interesting

Essa: yalla bye I have work to do. I don’t have time to answer your questions

Essa closed the phone and entered the office. He started on the project he was given to finish this week.

Ahmed entered the office building where Essa works and headed to his office. He asked for directions to Essa's office. He reached his office and thought he would scare him. He noticed Essa was deeply working so he opened the door silently and tiptoed to the desk until he was block Essa's light. Essa lifted his head and jumped.

Ahmed: hey Essa what up?

Essa: what the hell you nearly scared me to death haven’t you ever heard about knocking

Ahmed: not really

Essa: so what brings you here

Ahmed: I would like to ask you for a favor

Essa: and what can that be

Ahmed : to come with me to dinner

Essa: walla I thought you were going to ask me for something important. I am up for dinner.

Ahmed: really I have your word

Essa: yes why?

Ahmed: well my Fiancé will be there

Essa: What?

Ahmed: you know Aisha and her friends

Essa: what the hell no I am not going

Ahmed: you gave me your word

Essa: yea but you lied to me

Ahmed: come on please

Essa: okay but you owe me one

Ahmed: thank you walla you are the best !!!!!!!!!!

Essa: yeah yeah yalla leave me I have this big project due in two days

Ahmed: okay how can I say no to you

Essa: chub and leave before I change my mind

Ahmed: you gave me your word so I am not afraid " while leaving Essa's Office"

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Moodi just came from a day of shopping with her mom. She was so tired. She didn’t know why her back hurts her. She went to the bathroom and was surprise that her friend visited her. She thought at least that explains the stomach and back pains. She changed in to her PJs and jumped in to bed. She thought she could take nap. Two hours later her phone was ringing.

""Now put your hands upUp in the club, we just broke upI’m doing my own little thing you Decided to dip but now you wanna tripCuz another brother noticed meI’m up on him, he up on medon't pay him any attentioncuz i cried my tears, for three good yearsYa can’t be mad at me"

Moodi: what?
Aisha: moodi aren’t you coming today

Mood: my friend visited me and I am so tired sorry

Aisha: take a pill and come

Moodi: Aisha it just I movie yalla bye "closing the phone"


After 30 mins Moodi is disturbed by someone knocking on her door. She ignored them. The door opened and close. Moodi thought good they got the message. She went back to sleep.
Suddenly moodi is woken by her ipod. She turns to turn it off when she is surprised to see Aisha standing infront of her.

Moodi: where did you come from

Aisha: I came throught the door

Moodi: okay go back throught the door and leave me at peace

Aisha: I cant yalla get up promised " shaking Moodi"

Moodi: I don’t want to

Aisha: don’t you want to meet my future husband

Moodi: yeah whatever lier

Aisha: I am not lying its official I am engaged

Moodi: what the hell when did that happen

Aisha: during the time i was busy with exams and projects

Moodi: you lied to me "shocked"

Aisha: yeah but only for two weeks yalla forgiveme and come with me

Moodi: I don’t know

Aisha: yalla please "whining and making a puppy face"

Moodi: okay I am coming but where are we going?

Aisha: to a restaurant with Ahmed by the way that is his name and his best friend I forgot his
name

Moodi: are you an idiot you don’t know his best friends name

Aisha: yeah so it has only been a two weeks I will memorize his name later

Moodi: typical Aisha okay so what to wear? "walking to the closet"

Until next time
xoxox

New MOON

Oh my god i cant wait to see the movie :)

oh and to leave you with something funny :)

How to Drown a Blonde ?

Put a mirror in the bottom of the pool .

until next time

xoxoxox