A LOVE STORY IN A LIST !!!!!!!!!!

I bought a book like one year ago which i didnt read only yeasterday !!!!!!!!!!!!
It is so cute. It is a love story in a list. The list is 781 points long.
The author's name is Aneva Stout and the books title is THE LIST.

So i would like to give you a sneak peek of the book !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so the story starts

1-You will dream about meeting Mr. Right.
a) you'll be eleven
b) twelve
c) forty-six

2-Your first Mr.right will be a rock star.

3-your first Mr. wrong will be a musician.

4- you will not learn from this.

5-you will get advice about men from you mother.
a) it's as easy to love a rich man as a poor man
b) the way to a mans heart is his stomach
c) good luck

6- you'll decide your mother has no idea whats she's talking about.
a)untill you're her age

7-You'll go out with a girlfriend, hoping to meet Mr.right
a) you'll be twenty
b) thirty
c) your mother's age

8-you'll meet a man in a bar.
a) the bartender
b) the bouncer
c) a banker
d) a man who's wearing a T-short that says: Eat me

9-you'll go out with the banker

10- he'll ask you if you ever watch CNN.

11-He'll ask you if you own any mutual funds.

12-he'll order a virgen margarita
a) no salt

13- you'll need a tequila

14- you'll wish you had picked the guy with the t-shirt

15-you'll go with a guy who looks like the guys who was wearing the t-shirt

16- he'll ask you if you ever seen Spider-Man

17- he'll ask you if you have any money becasue he forgot his

18- he'll ask you if he can barrow money until he gets paid

19- you'll go home and call yourmother

20-you'll go home and eat a pint of haagen-dazs

21- you'll go home and call your ex

22- a women will answer the phone

23- she'll have a french accent

24-you'll break out the vodla

25- and call your ex again


so what do you think of the list so far ?

until next time
xoxoxox