A short love story i got by email :)

A man and a woman who had never met before,but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upperberth and she in the lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........





'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'



'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,........ let's pretend that we're married.'



'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.'



Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'



After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.





The End



until next time

xoxoxox