how to annoy people ? "Evil Smile"

Okay i am writing this as a guide to annoy people :)

If you are bored and want some action or just in search of plain fun try some of these :)

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1) if someone is talking to you don't make eye contact

2) if someone is talking to you never break eye contact

3)wear a lot of cologne

4)Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

5)As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

6)Repeat everything someone says, as a question

7)Pay for your dinner with pennies

8)ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE

9)Honk and wave to strangers ( love this one )

10)Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" ( going to try this one out )

11)Drum on every available surface

12)Holler random numbers while someone is counting

13)Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears ( lol this is really annoying )

14)Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". ( this one is pure brilliant )

15)Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles

16)Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

until next time
xoxoxox