MEN ARE LIKE :)

Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.

Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like...Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like...Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?Because those men already have boyfriends

LOL hope you enjoyed them ;)
until next time
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