Okay you have to read these. They are funny and smart. I wish i had the guts to say them and smarts to come up with those replies.
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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
HE: Go on, dont be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.
HE: Will you go out with me this saturday?
SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?
HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I dont go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
until next time
xoxoxox
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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16 comments:
HAHAHAHA THEY R PERFECT REPLIES.. lool we should speak up o say these things really ppl will get the shock of their lives.. thanx 4 sharing them with us.. i loved them all i cant choz one as the best..
Dazzlin: LOL i can just imagine peoples faces if someone said that in front of them.
i for one will on the ground laughing my head off :)
i know they are all funny !!!!!
ill be with u on the floor laughing LOL.. i seriously want to do that some day i need to be in the mood 4 it tho :P:P..
a7ibb ur posts they always make my day :D! a7la shay
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?
there funny pick up lines ba3ad if i find the site ill let you knww ;**
check it out there kinda funny:p
http://www.gotlines.com/lines/cheesy.php
LOL! They're so hilarious!!!
cuuuuuuuute =D
i could use some of these ;Pp
looooooooool girl that was funny ;D
Wa3alaya kasreeen kha6re el madguren walahi :P
LMAO!! Marrrrraaaaaaa funny!!
LOOOL
oh my goddd i loved themmm
The replies are soo smart xD
LOOOOOL
I do wish I could come up with replies like these 3ala 6ool! Or even at all lol.
LOOOOOL I miss ur posts wallah;** this is soo funny:p and of course I'm gonna add u aslan itay awal il list;*
Ok this is weird i thought i commented on this before :s
Anyways The replies are perfect and sooo smart xD
I wish I'd have the guts to use them, if a guy uses one on me I'd give him a "look" and walk away xD
HAHAAHHA that was funny
good one
ill try it with my bf ;p
hahahah loved it :p
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